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Posted on 30th Sep at 3:52 PM, with 489,736 notes

Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
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Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

Posted on 30th Sep at 3:51 PM, with 6,533 notes
*makes a TED Talk about eating ass*
Posted on 30th Sep at 3:45 PM, with 56,908 notes

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

Posted on 30th Sep at 3:44 PM, with 333 notes

hannsolos:

i don’t get why you would take french as a serious and beautiful language when we use the same word for lawyer and avocado

Tagged: #avocat,
Posted on 30th Sep at 3:43 PM, with 399 notes

femshepping:

I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never, ever, tear us apart
Posted on 30th Sep at 3:43 PM, with 810 notes

officialunitedstates:

you’re waiting on the side of the street for your bus.  cars line up on the street in front of you.  it’s a red light.  it turns green. 1 second passes. HONK goes a car.  A loud honking from a mean old lady in the red sedan.  its warm and theres an egg in your hand.  scared, you grasp it tightly.  it cracks and the yolk falls a few centimeters from your shoe.  desperately, in tears, you reach down to scoop back the innards into the shell

Posted on 30th Sep at 3:40 PM, with 318,687 notes

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

Posted on 30th Sep at 3:13 PM, with 11,293 notes

sixpenceee:

Adorable Kid’s Halloween Costume. I obtained these from here, here, here and here. Check out Best Halloween DecorationsBest Halloween Masks and Creepy Make-Up Tutorials

Let’s tie our kid to a wooden block

Posted on 30th Sep at 3:03 PM, with 2,793 notes

britneyspearsuniverse:

Britney messing with the paparazzi, September 2004

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